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Guitar Playing Jokes

My friend told me he's worried about his guitar playing addiction.

I told him don't fret.

What happened when Stevie Ray went to a guitar playing contest?

He vaughan

What did the Russian monarch's guitar playing son want to be when he grew up?

A rocktsar

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A horse is hanging out in a barn watching MTV.

He sees a guy on stage playing the guitar and says, "I want to learn the guitar!" So he calls up a music teacher and tells him he wants to learn the guitar. Only problem is, he's a horse. Music teacher says "no problem, come on in and I'll teach you guitar." Horse goes to see the music teacher and l...

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A girl was going to study for her AP exams... [long]

A girl was starting to study for her AP exams, and her parents bought her a new calculator to help her out. The next day, she took the calculator in to class and started using it. The moment she started hitting the keys, she heard a guitar playing country music. Startled, she stopped and put it bac...

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