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Grylls Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls grilled bears?

barely enough

What did Bear Grylls tell himself when he ran out of water?

Urine trouble!

What happened when the cannibals ate Bear Grylls?

They developed a taste for adventure.

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Bear Grylls walks into an Aussie Pub

Bartender goes "what can I get you"

Bear Grylles, "its alright, I brought my own piss"

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Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer?

Cause it tastes like piss.

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According to insiders, Bear Grylls was a nightmare to work with.

He would always show up at work piss drunk.

Bear Grylls taught me that in an emergency situation, one can survive by drinking their own urine.

Thankfully Reddit came back on before I could fill the can

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What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls?

You'd get fired if you drank piss at work.

Here’s a simple trick to follow if you are caught in the wilderness without toilet paper.

Just take a leaf out of Bear Grylls’ book.

I was out camping recently when I found out that I had run out of toilet roll…

So I took a leaf out of Bear Grylls’ book.

As I began to panic, I became increasingly warmer and very thirsty.

With no access to water, I knew that I had no choice but to do what Bear Grylls would do in this situation and drink my own urine.

It tasted better than I thought it would and to be honest, it really did refresh me.

Although I did get some funny looks from the others who had been stuck...

The host of Man v Wild says he actually doesn't like to work

Grylls just wants to have fun.

A bunch of nature television stars decide to have a barbecue.

Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee were talking. Crocodile Dundee asks, “Mate, there aren’t many people here, what’s everybody doing?” Steve Irwin says, “ Your washing plates and I’m setting the table.” Crocodile Dundee replies, “And who is that guy and what does he do?” Steve Irwin simply says, “Oh, ...

A guy calls his girlfriend on the phone..

- Boyfriend: Sweetie, do you know how much I love you?
- Girlfriend: How much baby?
- Boyfriend: I would go thru fire, swim in the ocean full of sharks, climb all the mountains, survive in the desert like Bear Grylls, fight with bears and lions, even fight with Chuck Norris and all of the expe...

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A teacher is teaching vocabulary...

...and asks the children to use the word "urinate" in a sentence.

Little Suzy stands up first and proudly says, "When I was little, I used to say peepee, but now I say urinate."

"Very good," says the teacher. "You are very mature. Anyone else?"

Fat Carl stands up confidently an...

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