My roommate keeps stealing my food so I ground up Pepper and made cupcakes with it.
Pepper was a dumb thing to name his dog anyway.
I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads:
This is ground ctrl. TO: Major Tom
(Merry Christmas David Bowie!)
I ground up the stems of some plants to spray all over the lisp convention next week.
They're gonna be pithed.
I like my men like I like my coffee -
- ground up and in the freezer.
A parachutist jumps from a plane...
And after a few seconds he starts to panic because the ripcord isn't working as he continues to plummet to earth. Suddenly, he sees a dude going from the ground up and yells, "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?" The other guy yells back, "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?"
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