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I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value.

Beach better have my money

I hate winter…

I hate the snow, the ice, the cold. In these times I think of the 4-man tent I bought on sale sometime around 1995. It’s a basic tent, and it was a great value when I got it. It’s hardly used now and just sits in my garage. I get such Winter Blues that I think about setting the tent up in the back y...

As an Indian man

It greatly offends me when people say we don't value women in our culture. The fact is, we put great value on our women.

Some are worth one cow, some are worth two...

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Cannibals again!

Three friends are trekking through an aboriginal Amazonian jungle when they are captured by cannibals. They are taken to the chief one at a time for their doom. The chief explains how the cannibal society places great value on self control and bravery in the face of pain, and if they can successfu...

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