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Grave Mistake Jokes

A grave mistake....

I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the local cemetery. 3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let then walk along with me. I told them "I understand - I used to get freaked out too when I was a...

Unfortunately my dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday

He buried someone in the wrong hole.

It was a grave mistake.

If Arnold Schwarzenegger's tombstone doesn't say "I'll be back..."

Someone has made a grave mistake.

I made a grave mistake asking a customer if he preferred smoking or non-smoking.

Apparently, the correct term is "cremation" and "burial".

What I want written on my tombstone:

"Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake"

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive?

It was a grave mistake.

I was lost walking through a cemetery when I came upon a grave that looked familiar. I put my flowers on it and went to walk away.

A nearby man called out “Hey! That’s my grandmothers grave! Your Grandma’s is a few over!”
Startled and embarrassed I answered back “Sorry! I’ve made a grave mistake!”

I just came up with this, this community can always use fresh/not reposted material.

I accidentally knocked over a headstone while walking through a cemetery.

I’ve made a grave mistake.

I took my uncle's coffin to the wrong plot.

The groundskeeper told me I made a grave mistake.

Found out a colleague of mine who’s been missing for a few days was found dead this morning.

Apparently he walked into a cemetery while drunk and broke his neck as he fell into a dug up hole.

What a grave mistake.

What did the cemetery worker say when he realized he buried a body in the wrong place?

I've made a grave mistake.

If you bury a person in the wrong plot of land, and the only thing you can give their family as compensation are the hand shovels you used...

you've made a grave mistake, and are paying for it in spades

What You Call A Unvaccinated Child On His 4th Birthday!!!

A Grave Mistake!

Today I went to visit my dead grandparents but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb

It was a grave mistake

A cemetery caretaker forgot to lock the gates before ending his night shift.

It was a grave mistake.

Ever heard of the undertaker who accidentally dug another body?

He made a grave mistake.

My patient was going to die but she refuses to undergo the surgery

I guess she made a grave mistake

Dad on Deathbed

[Deathbed]

Dad: Don't put me in the wrong burial plot

Son: Dad stop it, I'm never turning this life support off!

Dad: because that would be...a grave mistake lol

Son: So is it this switch here or

(credit: @arfmeasures )

Confucius say.....

Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes

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So Satan asks God to let him back into Heaven...

God says "Satan, you've betrayed me before, but I am a just and forgiving god. You may get back into Heaven, if you can beat my only son in a programming contest."

Satan and Jesus meet to agree to the terms. The contest is a simple one. God will set a timer for six hours, and both Jesus and S...

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There was once a man with only one testicle...

He had suffered from monorchism since birth, and throughout his childhood he was bullied because of it.

He had been called all sorts of names - but none stuck with him as much as 'One-Stone'. He couldn't leave the house without someone shouting it at him.

Eventually, One-Stone became s...

The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert..

Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree!

The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the ...

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