Why did the Republic grow distrustful of Master Yoda’s position as Grand Master?
Because he turned out to be a puppet
I defeated a chess grand master in three moves.
I stood up; picked up a chair and hit him with it.
The Chess Grand Master was embarrassed when they found out he used to play a much simpler game…
…that’s right, he had a “checkered past.”
I had dinner once with a Chess Grand Master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths..
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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