A stoner comes to the doctors for some medical issues
The checkup is going well until the doctor notices an unrelated bruise on his leg. He asks the stoner and the guy elaborates.
“So my friend gave me a magic blunt,” the stoner says “my friend tells me that if I’m not careful then the blunt can cause problems and turn to stone. Well I ignored ...
Thanks to my wife I'm the happiest man on Earth.
She's gone away for the week.
The Casket
One day i was walking home from work when all of a sudden i hear 'bang bang bang' behind me. I turned around to see what is making the noise an i see nothing. I carry on walking but after a while i hear the same noise but even louder. It sounds like someone hitting a wooden fence on the ground. I tu...
A special 25th anniversary.
A husband and wife are eating dinner together, and the husband says "Honey, I came up with something for us to do on our 25th anniversary coming up next month." Surprised, his wife asks "Really?! I can't believe you remembered it, let alone have a plan for us!" The husband smiles at her and says "I'...
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