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Golden Axe Jokes

I got struck by a golden axe

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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting

the branch of a tree hanging over a river ...
..., his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the...

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A young boy walks into the bathroom to find his mother peeing

He notices her differences in anatomy and asks her about it. Wanting to be delicate, she replies "that's where God hits women with a golden axe, so we can have children."

with a rather disgusted look the kid says "well Jesus, mom, he hit you right in the ."

[Told to me by an elder...
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