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Golden Axe Jokes

I got struck by a golden axe

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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting

the branch of a tree hanging over a river ...
..., his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the...

We have little Johnny in Australia too.

Little Johnny walks into the bathroom just as his mother is getting out of the bath.

He points at her nether region and asks "mummy, what's that?"

She thinks quickly and replies "that's where god hit me with his little golden axe."

Little Johnny replies "geez, he got you right i...

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A young boy walks into the bathroom to find his mother peeing

He notices her differences in anatomy and asks her about it. Wanting to be delicate, she replies "that's where God hits women with a golden axe, so we can have children."

with a rather disgusted look the kid says "well Jesus, mom, he hit you right in the cunt."

[Told to me by an elder...

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