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Going Fast Jokes

Jacque the Snail

Jacque is a snail. Snails are not known for their excessive speed. Jacque has always dreamed of going fast, faster than any snail ever has before. Jacque has been saving his money for years so he can buy a super fast sports car and impress all his little snail friends.

Finally, Jacque goes d...

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These two guys , Scott and Steve die in a horrible plane crash

As they approach the pearly gates they come upon an able bodied administrator who goes by the name of Peter. This saintly individual welcomes them and says, we are a bit backed up today so we can offer you a visit with some of your fallen comrades while you wait if this pleases you. They quickly ...

Expert in Peugeot

A guy buys a new Peugeot and takes his 3 friends out for a ride.

He's going fast, over the speed limit, violently hitting speed bumps.

First guy says: "Hey man, you're going a bit fast, slow down a bit"
Driver: "Are you an expert in Peugeot?"
Guy: "No"
Driver: "T...

A man crashed a children birthday party with his car...

Killing 3 kids and injuring multiple. After being arrested, he was asked by the police why did he do it.

He said: "I did not have a choice."

The detective said: "How so?"

He replied: "I was going fast I admit that. Then the rear tire exploded and I lost control of the car. The...

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