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Being Fast Jokes

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Math is like sex...

You don't get extra points for being fast.

Many women find Usain Bolt attractive?

So, being fast is a good thing now?

Speedy

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate! "
One of the other bo...

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