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I first noticed I was going bald

When it took longer and longer to wash my face.

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.

From a distance they looked like hares.

I knew I was going bald when...

I knew I was going bald when it started to take longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Did you hear about the man who accused the devil of going bald?

Fair to say, there was hell toupee

My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald.

I'm not bothered though, it's hair loss.

I wouldn't say I was going bald, but....

When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, "which one?"

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