When I was a little kid I had a pet turtle. Tiny little turtle, kept him in an aquarium. When i went to camp, the turtle died. When i got home, my dad lied to me. He said, "your turtle is live and well, it just went to go live with your mother." And i believed that til i was digging in the backyard
...found my mom's body.
Smh worst day of my life, I loved that turtle
I took my sick dog to the vet, and they told me that the best option was for my dog to go live with some children in China.
Although, I'm surprised that he referred to them as the "youth in Asia".
What did the Neanderthal's parents say when he told them he wanted to leave their cave and go live in a house?
"Well, son, you are free to go and live the way you want to, but our door is always open."
A woman says to her husband,
"You don't know how to do anything for yourself. I cook for both of us. I clean up. I do laundry. I do the finances. You don't know how to do any of that. Now look at our friends Frank and Joyce. Frank knows how to cook, clean, do laundry, and pay bills. If something were to happen to Joyce, Frank w...
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