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Getting Stuck Jokes

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A lawyer, a priest, and an engineer meet each week for a game of golf.

One day, they get stuck behind the slowest group of players they had ever seen. They were hitting the balls all over the place, getting stuck in just about every trap and patch of rough, and missing just about every putt.

Finally, the group gets frustrated and heads to the clubhouse to find ...

What's it called when someone is afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santa Claustrophobia

My friend's scared of getting stuck in a chimney with an old man at Christmas.

She's Santa Claustraphobic.

My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.”

Apparently, “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.

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Why is president Zelensky still in Kiev?

His humongous balls keep getting stuck in the doorway.

When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors:

I tell them, "you'll come around eventually!"

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...

Can you imagine Jesus doing a crossword puzzle?

And getting stuck on 2 across..

I have a stepladder

For some reason, it keeps getting stuck...

Why do ducks hate going to social events with other animals?

They always end up getting stuck with the bill.

My wife always said,

If anything ever happens to her, I need to move on, find someone new and just forget about her when I'm ready.

Turns out 'anything' didn't include getting stuck in traffic on her way home from work...

A piece of toilet paper tried to cross the road

However didn't make it due to getting stuck in a crack.

Why cant Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief?

They keep getting stuck in de Nile

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