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Getting Stabbed Jokes

Did you hear about the pen thief that ended up getting stabbed to death with a pen he had just stolen?

Payback’s a Bic.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting stabbed.

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I've always stood up for black people.

It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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So a black guy and a Latino guy and an Asian guy are all walking together!

A man walks up to them with a knife and says “if your dick sizes don’t add up to 20 inches, then you’re all getting stabbed”. The black guy pulls it out and it’s 12 inches. The Latino guy pulls it out and it’s 7 inches. The Asian guys pulls it out and it’s 1 inch. The man with the knife says “you’re...

A man goes to hell

And he meets the devil. The devil tells him that he can pick his way to be tortured there. So they go to the first door. There was a man getting stabbed. The man said "I think ill pass". The devil takes him to a second door. In here there was a guy just running around on fire. The man says "no I don...

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According to some old myths, Birth marks show where you got killed in your last life

I didn't know getting stabbed in the ass was a way to kill someone

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