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Getting Kicked Jokes

Giving Birth, or Getting Kicked in the Nuts!

Which Hurts More?






Obviously it's getting kicked in the nuts.
Why? Well you don't get kicked in the Nuts, wait a year and decide, I'll try that again.

Game-Over on that debate!

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What's worse, getting kicked in the balls or child birth?

Let's put it this way: No man gets kicked in the balls and asks to do it again.

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I know for a fact that getting kicked on the balls hurts more than childbirth.

How do I know this?

Most women want to having another baby despite going through childbirth, yet I’ve never seen a man ask to get kicked in the balls.

What did the man say when he was getting kicked out of the sperm bank

That’s the last time I’m coming in here

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Why are farmers always getting kicked out of parties?

It's frowned upon to rock out with your cock out.

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"Getting kicked in the balls hurt more than giving birth."

The woman asked, "How would you know? You're only a man."

The man replied, "Yeah, but you women always say, 'let's have another one.'."

"So?"

"You don't kick a guy in the balls and hear him tell you to do it again."

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

I washed my car today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
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I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.

Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.

What do you call a mobster that likes getting kicked in the balls?

A Soprano.

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What's the difference between a bad comedian and Mike Tyson getting kicked out of an orgy?

One fucks up the punchline, the other punches up the fuck-line

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How Men Know Childbirth Isn’t The Most Painful Event

An older couple were enjoying a walk one evening when they observed a younger man getting kicked in the groin. The husband says, “That is the by far the most painful experience anyone can have.” The wife huffs and says “You ever give birth to a child?” The husband responds, “Honey, after our first...

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