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Getting Burned Jokes

Trump decides he is going to reinvigorate the space program. He calls his advisors together and says, “the US will be the first nation to have astronauts land on the sun.”

His advisors go quiet. Someone says, “Mr President, nothing can come within a few million miles from the sun without getting burned up.”

Trump says, “I know that, but my vast knowledge of science has given me a solution.”

“We send them at night.”

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An Arab kid talks to his dad [M]

An Arab kid talks to his dad
-Dad...
-Yes, son?
-Why do we wear this weird headscarf?
-It's called burnus and it protects our head from the desert sun.
-And Dad...
-Yes son?
-Why do we wear these weird robes?
-They're called burka, and it protects us from the desert heat.
...

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An atheist goes to hell...

..at the gate he met satan who was busy talking on the Phone with someone. So the atheist walks around and explores the area. He finds a pool with hot chicks in it, a fountain with Scotch, a big cinema and some sort of other cool stuff he likes.
But there was a big wall with a little window in...

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