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Getting Fired Jokes

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Husband comes home after getting fired from the pickle factory...

his wife asks, what the hell happened?! He says "I got caught sticking my dick in the pickle slicer." "Dear lord!" she declares. "Are you OK?" "Yea, I'm totally fine." he says. "Was the pickle slicer turned on?" she says, to which the husband replied "Yea, she loved it."

What did the bullet do after getting fired?

It went ballistic.

Reason for getting fired

Don't you think, that getting fired for such a little, like dropping something small on the floor, is quite exaggerated?

\-- Hellen, midwife

TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

Got a funny joke after getting fired

I have a bunch of unemployment jokes but none of them work
:) :) Hahahahahaa

TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired.

Oops. Wrong sub.

I was told I'd be getting fired for being really small...

Being a human cannonball is great!

Herschel is down on his luck and flat broke after getting fired from his job.

He prays to God "please God let me win the lottery tomorrow or my car will be repossessed".

Tomorrow comes, and Herschel doesn't win. He loses his car and prays to God again "please God let me win the lottery tomorrow or I'll lose my house".

Tomorrow comes and Herschel does not win. He...

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