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Get Better Soon Jokes

Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card

She isn't sick, I just think she can get better

I received a lovely card saying "get better soon"

Which I found confusing, because I haven't been sick. Should I tell my manager she's made a mistake?

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As I was leaving for work this morning, I saw that my dear, sweet wife left a card for me on the table. It said, "Get better soon!"

I'm not sick or anything, I'm just bad at sex...

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