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French Baguette Jokes

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What do you call it when you sit on a French baguette?

A pain in the ass.

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Me (to a sentient piece of human shit): "Hey, what were you before you were shit?" Shit: "Well, before I was consumed, masticated, and digested, I was a beautiful French baguette." "Does it disappoint you, that you were once so beautiful but are now a piece of shit?

"Are you kidding? I was bread for this."

I have the head of a watermelon, the arms of two French baguettes, the chest of two pillows. What am I?

Banned from the supermarket.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

*Gluten tag*

French dad joke.

Do You know how to call a person who loves to eat an french baguette?

painkiller

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