The genie tells the man he will grant him a wish for setting him free. The man says "Ya know Gene, I love riding motorcycles. Love it more than life itself. I would love to travel across the entire world on my motorcycle, but I'm terrified of boats. Can you make a massive highway, that connects ...
A joke my Dad told me that I never understood when I was a child.
A man walking along a California beach is deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, Grant me one wish."
The sunny Californian sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"<...
Santa is real!!! I actually met him the other day. He asked what I wanted for Christmas.
I told him that I love to travel, but I am terrified to fly. I asked if he build a road that connects the whole world together, so I can go everywhere but never have to fly. He told me that while he is indeed magic, he doesn't possess the power to do such a gift. I was kinda down, but told him n...
A Bridge Too Far
An Irishman was collecting empty bottles on the beach one day when he found one with a tiny man inside it. He let the man out and for this the tiny man told him that he could have one wish. “I’m dead scared of flying” the Irishman told him “And I get terribly seasick from just looking at a boat and ...
A man stumbles across an old oil lamp in an antique store...
The lamp is very dusty, so he gives it a rub, and the room starts to shake, and a genii appears.
He announces, "I am the Great Genii of the lamp! Since you've freed me, I will grant you one wish."
The man replies, "Just one?"
The genii relies, "Blame Reganomics, now time is sh...
A man comes across a genie who grants him one wish.
The man says, “I would really like a bridge from San Francisco to Hawaii.”
The genie says, “That would be really difficult, with all the construction, engineering, not to mention the money such a bridge would require. I’m sorry, but is there anything simpler you would want?”
The man th...
Wish Granted by Genie
A middle aged man was walking along the beach one day, when he stumbles and discovers a small brass lamp. Rubbing it, a genie appears and offers to grant him just one wish.
After careful thought, the man says, "All of my life, I have wanted to visit Hawaii. But I am deathly afraid of flying a...
Did you hear about the Dole truck that crashed?
It was speeding down the interstate going 20 over the speed limit with a bunch of monkeys hanging off the side when suddenly it lost control and crashed, spilling the contents of it's trailer across all four lanes blocking traffic for hours.
It was bananas.
One Wish
A man was walking along the beach when he found an old bottle buried in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it with his sleeve. Whereupon a genie appeared and offered him one wish.
"Well my family lives in Australia. It would be great if there was a bridge between here and Australia so I c...
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A guy goes into his basement to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp.
He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie.
The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude."
The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then...
Man finds a Genie in a bottle
Man walking along the beach finds a bottle, opens it, out pops a Genie "Ok, great you found me and all but im busy and you get One Wish. Take it or leave it"
"Well, jeez, I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate flying, and I get sea Sick. How bout a highway from San Francisco to H...
One wish
A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon an old lamp. Giving it a rub a genie appears and says to him, "I will grant you one wish, what will it be?"
The man thinks then says "Well, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I get sea sick and I'm too afraid to fly over all that wat...
The genie of the lamp
A hipster goes to an antique market where he spots a cool looking brass lamp. It's only $20, so he buys and takes it home. He spots a black mark on the side so he gets out the brass polish and rubs it to remove the mark. There's a flash and this giant Middle Eastern dude appeares in his lounge. "...
God grants a faithful Christian a wish.
A Christian man is kneeling and praying next to his bed one night when God shows up.
God says "Son, you have been a very devoted Christian. I would like to thank you by granting you a wish."
The man is astonished at what is happening, but in keeping with his faith knows that God is be...
Just another Genie
A biker going through is third divorce comes across a very unusual bottle. As he is cleaning it a genie appears. The genie says to the biker, I will grant you one wish.
The biker looks at the genie and calls him out on the fact that genies are supposed to grant three wishes. This genie expla...
A man finds a genie in a bottle...
A British man is walking a long a beach one day and finds a lamp in the sand. Hoping for the best he rubs it and almost instantly a genie appears. The genie says, "for releasing me from this lamp I will grant you one wish." The man is in a state of shock and awe from not only being granted a wish bu...
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