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My girlfriend said my obsession with Only Fools And Horses was too much and asked me to go.

I said, I'll get the suitcase from the van...
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I said to this blonde girl, I bet you $50 I can make you turn your hands over, no way says the blonde, I said put your hands out so blonde puts her hands out, I said.

No the other way.

So she turns her hands over.



Courtesy of Only Fools and Horses.
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