A man fresh out of boot camp is stationed to a fire base in Iraq.
His C.O. is showing him around the base and as the tour is wrapping up he concludes,
"I know it gets lonely out here, but right behind the coms tent is this cammel. If you get lonely just use that."
Confused the solder finds the cammel, it's mangey, and flea bitten, and old. He thinks...
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The time my grandpa went to Africa
One day I was sitting with my grandpa watching TV. As it happened we were watching the Discovery channel when a show about Africa came on.
"Hmph, Africa... I've been there." My grandpa said.
"Really?" I asked, "I never knew you went to Africa grandpa, when was this?"
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So this US general gets stationed at some lost, forgotten war-zone in the remotest reaches of Afghanistan.
He gets greeted at the door of his new command by the captain of the troops there. The first thing the General spots – and smells – is this beat up, dirty, flea bitten camel lying in squalor near the entrance to the place.
“Good God man!!” he yells at the captain. “Get that god-forsaken an...
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