Russian history in five words: "And then things got worse."
Five word horror story
Unexpected item in bagging area
Interviewer: How would you describe yourself in five words?
Me: Lazy
Polish history in five words:
Stuck between Germany & Russia.
A man recently took an author to court after he was sold a book that only contained five words.
He received a short sentence.
An athiest, vegan, and cross fit mother walk into a bar.
We know this because they all announced it during their first five words they said to anyone
My friend told me this and I laughed so hard
A very cheap widow goes to a newspaper industry to write a eulogy for her late husband
"Alright," says the newspaper guy. "I'm sorry for your loss. It'll be one dollar per word."
The widow clutches her heart in shock, then says, "Fine. 'Husband died'."
"Sorry, ma'am, but the eulogy has to be a minimum of five words."
The woman sighs in exasperation and replies, "F...
Why are tax evaders underfed in prison?
Five words: you get what you pay for
A Jewish man dies,
his wife calls the newspaper to publish a death notice. The person taking the call asks her what it should say and politely informs her that they charge by the word.
She tells him to put: "Saul died."
The newspaper person tells her that the paper has a strict five word minimum ...
An Old Scottish Couple
Once there was a couple in the far north of Scotland named Angus and Edith. They were married for nearly sixty years until Angus fell ill. Knowing he was not long for this world, Angus told his wife "Edith, when I die, I want nothing special. Just a funeral as simple as can be without any big thing ...
The most terrifying horror story... ever
Nester absolutely loves horror stories. From ghost and apparitions, to science-fiction, he enjoys reading all of them. One day while he visits a newly-opened bookstore, he got a glimpse on a rather unusual-looking book. A thin, hard-covered novel with no title.
As he examined the book, the o...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
