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Fish Smell Jokes

The reason fish smell

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but
couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he
and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for
the first time."

God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Wher...

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After God created the world and Adam & Eve

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He still had 2 gifts left. God said: "The first is to stand up and pee..."
"uh, pick me, pick me, I want that" Adam interrupted.
"You don't want to hear what the other one is?" God replied, but Adam was already on his way to test out this new gift.
"Very well, eve!" God said...

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

"Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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