One large woodland creature that can’t feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain.
I know there is a joke here somewhere, but it seems like just a bunch of random numb bears to me.
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I said to my wife this morning, "I was just reading in a scientific paper now, that blades of grass can actually feel pain. Amazing isn't it?"
"Nice try dickhead. The lawnmower's in the shed."
Scientists invent a new machine to ease the pain during childbirth
The machine transfers the pain a woman feels during labor to the father of the baby, at any percentage rate between 0 and 100%.
The first couple to test it is very excited, they connect the machine to the soon-to-be-mother and warn the husbands about the consequences. "Men are not used to fee...
People are always talking about cutting back on sugar. But I think sugar gives you super powers...
After 20 years of eating sugar I no longer feel pain, in my legs anyways.
joke from my dad [OC]
A scientist has created a way for the father of a child to also feel pain when the mother gives birth. He decides to test it on one couple. While the wife is at the hospital, the husband stayed at home. He gets a call from the scientist asking if he feels anything, and he says no. The scientist trie...
So a scientist creates a robot
And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain" The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion." "my god that's horrible that can't be true!" "You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."
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