My great-grandma told me this joke as a kid and it is by far my favorite kid-friendly joke of all time (I’m also aware of just how corny it is and I don’t care)
There was a country called Raberia, and all the people there were called Rabbis. There was this one Rabbi who wanted to go mountain climbing in this other country called Trideria, and all the people there were called Trids. So he hired two Trids to take him up the mountain and away they go. After a ...
I was asked if I had a favorite kid.
I mean this is ridiculous! How can I favor one kid? I love both Jack and not Jack equally!
(an old joke I remembered, not mine)
Hey Reddit, what are your favorite kid jokes? You know, jokes that only kids tell each other.
There are a few I remember from my childhood, for instance:
How do you catch a seal?
Drill a hole in the ice and line the opening with peas.
When he comes out to take a pea,......grab him!
What did Mr. Spock find in Jim Kirk's toilet?
2 robbers break into a house
In the house, 4 people live there. A mom, a dad, and 2 kids. When the robbers break in, the parents say to the kids, "stand still, and just do what they tell you to do."
The robber hands the mom a gun, and holds one to her head, and tells her to shoot one of her kids.
She panicks, ta...