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An old man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"

Yes of course, said the doctor, why not!


"Oh How nice it would be, I have been illiterate for so long" replied the old man with joy.

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[DIRTY] Eye exam

Eye specialist: "Sir, you need to stop masturbating."

 

Patient: " Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?"

 

Eye specialist: "No. It's disturbing the other patients."

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