My 4 year old is a budding comedian, and her new favourite is knock-knock jokes. She keeps asking me for new ones that she can tell to people, but I can't find many good ones that she will understand.
Funkiest joke in the world according to my 8 yr old son.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No. YOU’RE A POO!
Knock Knock with Xi Jinping
Internet: Knock Knock
Xi Jinping: whose there?
Internet: Europe
Xi Jinping: Europe who?
Internet: No, you're a Pooh.
My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke.
Knock knock!
who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, You're a poo!
Followed by devious laughter.
For every Dad joke, there is an equal and opposite Kid joke.
Last night...I lost. Walked right into it.
Dad: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Kid (rolling eyes): 10...Knock, Knock!
Dad: *sigh. Who's there?
Kid: Europe.
Dad: Europe who?
Kid: Europe to no good. Mom!
Dad: Europe la...
Knock Knock
'Who's there?'
'Europe.'
'Europe who?'
'No, you're a poo.'
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