A farmer got an idea for how to make money off his farm in the off-season. He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display.
It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight.
The entire fence was covered in lights! Fenc...
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Did you know if you took all the human blood vessels and layed them out end to end
You would go to prison and they would make a documentary about you. You sick fuck
The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court
The game would be cancelled.
DYK that if you lined up all the world's economists end to end...
...they still wouldn't reach a conclusion?
Did you know that a blue whale is so huge that if you put it end to end....
.... on a football pitch, the match would be cancelled ?
Did you know, if you laid out all of your veins end to end across a football field...
You would likely die.
If you laid every atom in the sun end to end, it would be roughly 3.0818632e+23 times the width of the universe, or roughly 1.1701458e+43 lightyears.
That’s almost as wide as your mother.
FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end...
...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.
^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter
If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end...
It wouldn't surprise me at all.
Did you know: If you lay out a grown human's intestines end to end,
They'll die.
If you took every student who sleeps in class at any given point in the school day, and laid them end to end...
They would be much more comfortable.
Fun fact: if you take a man, remove all of his blood vessels and lay them out end to end...
He’ll die
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