An eleven year old boy comes home from school and tells his Dad, "Dad, I keep hearing the boys at school use the bad words Pussy and Cunt but I don't know what the difference is." Dad: "Go get that Penthouse magazine in my nightstand and I'll show you." The boy runs off to get the magazine...
A man stumbles into r/Jokes
He looks around, refreshing his window, switching from hot to new, from new to top. His face furrows in disgust.
"These aren't even clever, they're just repetitive, poorly executed punchlines with variations in the setup in order to get karma quick."
He calls over his eleven year old s...
What did the trilobite say to his girlfriend while they were eating?
"Can I trilobite of your food?"
P.S. - my eleven year old sister came up with this