I decided against breaking into the Home Depot to steal their largest egg beater...

It was too big a whisk

I can’t find my egg beater.

It’s like someone just whisked it away.

"I'm starting a new job"

What sort of job?

"I'm an expert egg beater"

That's a whisky business

What do you call a rooster who's abusive to his kids?

An egg beater

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