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Easy To Remember Jokes

[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few

I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar.

German women love me...

I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999.

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Little Johnny is doing his homework, and mom hears him say...

*(me retelling sort of how i remember it)*

...so, little Johnny is doing his homework, and from the next room mom hears him say:

"2+2, son of a bitch is 4!!"

She listens closer,

"3+5, i know that son of a bitch!! son of a bitch is 8!!

She asks Johnny: "who taught y...

An old couple talks to their doctor about their memory loss. The doctor suggests that they write things down so they don't forget.

One day, both of them are sitting on the couch when Grandma asks for a bowl of ice cream.

"Coming right up," Gramps says, slowly getting onto his feet and heading towards the kitchen.

"Aren't you going to write that down?"

"Write that down? Of course not. I can remember a bowl o...

The man and the priests horse

Once there was a man who needed a horse. He went to the market and found a horse for sale, which was currently owned by a priest.

He asked if he could buy the horse, and the priest said ‘Sure! One thing though, instead of ‘YeeHaw’, you say ‘praise the lord’ to make the horse go.

Inste...

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Dirty Johnny

Little dirty Johnny just started grade one. His teacher introduces herself:

“Hello everyone, I’m your teacher. My name is Ms Prussy. “

Little Johnny thinks to himself: That’s easy to remember. It’s pussy with an “r” in it.

The next morning, the teacher says:

“Does anyone...

An older couple were having a hard time remembering things..

They arrived home from a walk and after a few minutes watching Television, the wife suddenly looks at her husband and says to him:

"You know, I could really go for some icecream! Would you mind going to the kitchen and getting me some?"

Her husband, always happy to be kind, walks to th...

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You can call me...

A man walks into a bar and sits next to an extremely attractive woman. The man buys the woman a drink and they begin talking. As the night progresses he remembers he never got her name and ask her what it is. She replies, "My friends call me Carmen. Its easy to remember because its two of my favorit...

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