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Driving Lesson Jokes

When Chuck Norris went to his first driving lesson

He got in the car and said “Ok. This is lesson number 1.”

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Three men sit down to talk about their wives driving lessons

The first guy says: Since she started driving lessons, she wakes up every night, grabs my junk, moves it back and forth and says “Handbrake up, handbrake down…”

Second guy says: That’s nothing, my wife wakes up every night, grabs my dick, starts moving it around and says “1st gear, 2nd gear, ...

Dad takes his son for a driving lesson

Son: Dad, I’m so nervous, I can’t stop shaking, what are we going to do?

Dad: Parkinson.

I was taking a driving lesson

I asked my instructor if, upon seeing a small animal jumping out in front of me, I should slam the brake. He told me that if an animal jumps out, I have to just hit it...

I chased that squirrel through four fields and a barn before I got him.

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Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

They don't want to overwork the camel.

A man and his family are driving along when they're pulled over by a policeman who informs them that they're the one-millionth car to drive past his checkout, and hands them a prize check for 1000 dollars.

"What are you going to do with your winnings?" Asks the policeman.
"I think I'll use it to finally get some driving lessons!" says the husband
"Don't listen to him, he's drunk!" Barks the wife, which wakes the mother-in-law in the backseat
Upon seeing the policeman, she exclaims "Gah,...

Paternal Payback

On the day I received my learner’s permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver’s seat. “Why aren’t you sitting up front on the passenger’s side?” I asked.

“Kirsten, I’ve been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl,”...

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A superheroes joke

Im sorry if the english is bad but im translating this joke from the Spanish:

It's saturday night. The Flash wants to go out and meet some women, so he decides to go and ask Batman to come with him, he runs to the batcave and asks him:
- Hey Bruce! Lets go out to a club tonight and get so...

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