UPJOKE

If drinking too much alcohol makes me an alcoholic

Does drinking too much Fanta make me fantastic?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was worried my doctor would tell me I was drinking too much alcohol.

Surprisingly, he said I should drink more.

I jumped up and screamed "Fuck yeah!"

He said "...water. Please don't interrupt."

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