There once was a double bass player who always had problems with timing. Over time it got him so desperate and frustrated that he...
...threw himself behind a train
A double bass player
A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious.
He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notice...
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