Sean Connery takes his dog in for training because it poops in the house. “I’ve been doing everything it says to do in the dog training book, but he still poops in the house,” Connery complains to the dog trainer.
“Let’s see where he’s at,” the dog trainer replies.
The dog trainer says...
A dog breeder has a very defensive Golden Retriever
There was a period of time where she caused all the mailmen to just pass his house because of the dog. All but one mailman. The dog never attacked, but rather happily trotted up to him and asked to be pet. Eventually the breeder sees the mailman speaking to the dog, and the dog seemed to respond! Af...
In honor of HRH on her birthday
A man walks into a London pub clearly beaten down after a rough day. Barkeep gets to talking to him and asks the man what he does.
"I'm the trainer for the Queen's pure breed corgis." the man replies.
"Well that seems like a pretty cushy job, why are you so distraught?" the barkeep a...
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