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I had an old dog named Cigarette.

Poor thing didn't have any legs, so every night I'd take him out for a drag.

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Dog named Sex

Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.

That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.

But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?

*It goes like this:*

"One day Sex and I took a walk and h...

We have a family dog named Cigarette.

Sadly, he was born without any legs, and every night, after tea, Dad takes him out the front for a drag..

There was a woman who had 100 kids..

She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and neve...

There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace

Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat grass -- not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower blush. And nothing, it seemed, could cure him of it. One day, the handyman lost his wrench in the tall grass while he was working outside. He looked and l...

Dog names

A guy asked his blonde friend, “What are the names of your dogs?”

The she responded that one was named Rolex and the other Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Helloooooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs."

A man saw a dog named frost.

It wagged its tail as people walked by. The man went to pet it but this dog lashed out and injured his hand.

"I didn't know frost bites."

I once knew a Hippie who had a dog named "Nama"

He trained the dog to sit. He would say: "Nama, sit."

He also trained the dog to Stay.



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He would look at the dog and say:

"Nama..."

"Stay."

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!

How do you call a dog named stain?

Come stain.

When I was younger, I owned a dog named curiosity.

I also owned a cat but, you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat

Dog named Tax

There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax.

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When I was a kid, we had a dog named Karen.

One day she disappeared and i never saw her again. My parents told me she ran away.

When I grew up, I realized that was bullshit, 'cause she would have taken me with her.

I have a dog named Locksmith

Every time I kick him he makes a bolt for the door.

We once had a dog named Dad

We named him that because he always ran away.

Dog names

What do you name a male dog with no hind legs?

Dragonballs.

I have a dog named Lucky...

Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky.

And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky.

I brought my therapy dog named “stains” to the laundromat the other day and he started to run of

So i shouted “come stains!”

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Did you hear about the guy who had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks?

Bad minton

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