Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Oh. So it's you then.
Do you know what the difference is between Shakespeare and Eminem?
Eminem had no ghostwriter
Do you know what the difference is between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stones song?
The Rolling Stones song says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe".
The IRS
Do you know what the difference is between my wife and the IRS? The IRS wants to talk to me.
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