Distance Relationship Jokes

I had to stay 300 feet away from her at all times.

Also, the judge said i had to stop calling her "my girlfriend"

Or as she likes to call it, a “restraining order”

A guy walks into his usual local bar and orders a beer. "All alone tonight? Where's your girlfriend?" the bartender asks. "My girlfriend and I are trying this whole 'long-distance relationship thing'," he tells the bartender. "Well, that can be hard," the bartender says. "You're telling me. I have t... read more

A woman and a man met on Tinder and began a long distance relationship. They would communicate everyday but their distance was always 1548km apart. Eventually, the woman could no longer bear the distance apart and asked for a break up. The man said nothing. The next day, the woman noticed the distan... read more

I'm moving the fridge to my room.

They don't work out.

Me: so far, so good.

My imagination.

My girlfriend lives in the future.

All four people are happy.

Because they'd miss each other.

Lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

I say we have a “long distance relationship.”

She says I have a “restraining order.”

One of them is losing hope, while the other remains optimistic.

"Honey, we've been though a lot. We were an ocean apart, yet we managed a long-distance relationship. We can do this. All you need to do is meet me half way."

"But that's exactly how we got into this mess!"

It was a lawn-distance relationship.

I just started talking to her and I gotta say...

Lawn distance relationships aren't that bad.

She didn't want a long distance relationship.