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Different Type Of Jokes

There are 10 different type of people.

People who get binary and people who don't.

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A man walks into a sketchy pet shop looking for a different type of pet...

The man at the shop says, "Well, sir, I have a crocodile with 5 legs." The man says, "No, I've seen that before." "How about this short-necked giraffe?" "Isn't that just a deer?" The man asked. "Moving on the shopkeep replied in a hurry. As they continued on, the man saw something in the back of the...

What's something a dentist can say but a gynecologist cannot?

I'm a dentist.


EDIT: Do not read the comments they are not very appropriate.

EDIT 2: Okay people seem to be making a different type of joke to my prompt so I've decided to attach an alternate version: >!I'm not a gynecologist.!<

EDIT 3: This post wouldn't have had to b...

Christmas has been a bit repetitive...

so I got a different type of tree just to spruce it up a bit

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Never look up Furry porn

It a different type of rabbit hole.

The Emperor's new bank account

A well dressed man walks into a bank of a famously known gambler.

The man asks the gambler, would you be interested in a different type of wager?

If you guess the range of all my assets within 1 billion dollars, I will give you a billion, but you have to give me 1 dollar for every do...

After tonight's World Series game...

It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.

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Two Pastors are Drinking on a Saturday Night

They are discussing service the next morning, and one of them says: "Brother Jeremy, I want to know how much you're planning on putting in the collection plate tomorrow, because I haven't seen you put in any in a long time." Jeremy considers this for a while, and responds: "Well, Brother David, I'd ...

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A man wakes up

A man wakes up in a dimly lit room with three doors. On each door, there is a picture of a different type of food. The first door has a picture of eggs, second has a picture of cereal and the third has a picture of beans.

The man decides to try the first door, so he opens it. Behind it is a ...

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A lumber yard joke.

The owner of a lumber yard is interviewing people for a job in his lumber yard. He has several applicants that day and none of them are particularly noteworthy until a blind man walks in. Obviously confused the owner says " um, sir how do you propose you are to work in my lumber yard if you can't se...

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Migraine headaches

There was this guy who constantly get migraine headaches, he tried all different type of drugs and it didn't work for him. So he decided to go to the specialist. He told the doctor about his migraine and also let him know he tried all the drugs that are available in market but they still didn't help...

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