Did you hear about the Irishman who was impervious to bullets?
His name was Rick O'Shea
Did you hear about the Irishman who drank 30 beers in 30 minutes?
It was a Guinness world record.
Did you hear about the Irishman who could fly?
It’s Rick O’Shea’s distant cousin. His name is Rick O’Treboshea.
Did you hear about the Irishman caught stealing beer?
His name was Nick McGuinness .
Did you hear about the Irishman who gets wet every time it rains?
Paddy O’ Furniture
Did you hear about the Irishman who bought a copy of "Guinness World Records"??
He thought it was an L.P of Irish drinking songs
Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter?
I heard he was hammered
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