UPJOKE

Depressed Kid Jokes

What fell to the floor first ... The depressed kid or a leaf???

The leaf cause the boy was left hanging
upvote downvote report

What are the similarities between an apple and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.
upvote downvote report

What did the depressed kid say when he broke his pencil?

There's no point
upvote downvote report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was at the principals office today.

Mom: Why?

Me: I threw a lamp at the depressed kid and told him to lighten up.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.

Do Not Sell My Personal Information