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Dead Guy Jokes

What does a fireplace and a dead guy with a lisp have in common?

Both are in a hearth.

What do you call a joke told by a dead guy?

Post-humor-us

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3 Nurses On A Dead Guy

Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on, the 1st Nurse says ‘I can’t let that go to waste’, & rides him. The 2nd Nurse does the same. The 3rd Nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the Man sits up & the Nurses
apologize s...

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

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Three dead guys are in line waiting to get into heaven.

Three dead guys are in line waiting to get into heaven.

Before they go in, St. Peter tells them that there's only one room left in heaven at the moment and only the most miserable death will be granted access.

So he asks the first man how he died and the first man says, "Well, for a wh...

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Three nurses in the morgue...

Three nurses went down to the morgue and found a dead guy lying there with a hard-on. *" It's a shame to waste that!"* exclaimed the first nurse, so she proceeds to ride him. The second nurse didn't hesitate to ride the guy after the first nurse was done, but the third was a bit hesitant because she...

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