What do you call the Dark Knight and a bowl of noodles?
Batman and Ramen
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The dark presence of the knight in black armor terrified the patrons of the inn. And he was sulking at the bar, clearly worried as he down the pint of ale.
He towered over the others who were also in the inn's bar, his armor covered in jagged spikes that were as lethal as the man-sized swords that hung from his back. His eyes glowed blood-red and a sickening black miasma poured through the small cracks in the plate armor. He even had a large pair of ho...
You either see The Dark Knight..
or live long enough to have all the good quotes ruined for you.
A lady and I once spent our 9th date seeing the dark knight rises
So to summarise our dating life it was like this, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
I was delivering a sermon to my congregation the other day.
After I mentioned a rude joke that compared The Dark Knight Rises to the torturous pits of Hell, I saw one man angrily stand up and storm out. I was in complete shock.
It was the first time I’d ever seen a Christian Bale.
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater to rewatch his movie - the Dark Knight Rises. To avoid being recognized on the street, he rushes into the theater, forgetting to wear his mask. Before he gets far, one of the theater employees stops him. Tom thinks it’s one of his fans asking for an autograph but to...
What are Batman's insurance policies called as?
Dark Knight Returns
Alfred
I was at a party when a Chinese guy approaches me and asks “ Have you seen my cocaine?” I said “ Not since he starred in The Dark Knight Rises!”
Obama
The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
The Expendables 2 Review:
I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises.
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