A lady and I once spent our 9th date seeing the dark knight rises
So to summarise our dating life it was like this, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
I was delivering a sermon to my congregation the other day.
After I mentioned a rude joke that compared The Dark Knight Rises to the torturous pits of Hell, I saw one man angrily stand up and storm out. I was in complete shock.
It was the first time I’d ever seen a Christian Bale.
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater to rewatch his movie - the Dark Knight Rises. To avoid being recognized on the street, he rushes into the theater, forgetting to wear his mask. Before he gets far, one of the theater employees stops him. Tom thinks it’s one of his fans asking for an autograph but to...
Obama
The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
Alfred
I was at a party when a Chinese guy approaches me and asks “ Have you seen my cocaine?” I said “ Not since he starred in The Dark Knight Rises!”
The Expendables 2 Review:
I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises.
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