A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 kilometers per hour, sir. This is a 60KPH zone!"
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the...
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Old farmer (NFSW)
One day the farmer was goimg through his mail and seen a letter from the IRS. It said they had to call the office as soon as he can. So the farmer called the local IRS agency. The IRS agent answered and said, "Hello Mr. Johnson. We would like to discuss the large transactions going in and out of you...
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