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A preacher says to his congregation “Next week I will talk about the sin of lying. To help you understand, I’d like all of you to read Mark 17.”

The next Sunday, the preacher asks who’d read it, with every hand going up. He smiles and says “Mark only has 16 chapters. I will now proceed with m...

A Jewish boy comes home from school one day

A Jewish boy comes home and gives his father his report card for the first marking period and he gets a D in math. His father is quite upset and tells his son he’s got to do better. After the second marking period The boy gets an F in math and his father is very upset now and decides to pull him out...

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