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Customer complaints

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, β€œAre all of those kids yours?” He replies, β€œNo. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

Customer complaints

A 20 something gentleman is at the airport and tries to buy a 15 tickets. She looks behind the man to see 14 children behind him. She asks if they were all his. He says no that he works for Trojan and they were all customer complaints.

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A toothpaste factory had a problem.

They sometimes shipped empty boxes
without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the
buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with
them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to
hire an external engineering ...

A man carrying a baby walks into an empty hotel bar...

... sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender attempts to strike up a conversation.



"So... what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a condom salesman."

"And why are you carrying a baby around?

"Dealing with a customer complaint."

A man was travelling in bus with three babies

A woman enquired: do these babies belong to you?

Man: no, i work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints

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