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A bad smell follows the bastard

A woman came home from work one day, and her husband of fifteen years had a rather dramatic message for her: he wanted a divorce.

Understandably, she was quite devastated by the news, and to make matters worse he demanded she move out of their home before the end of the month. He offered her ...

Crafty ex-wife

Out of the blue, John casually told his wife he wanted a divorce. โ€“ Iโ€™ve fallen in love with Stacy, that new young lady at the office, he said. โ€“ You can stay in the house until next week. We need to find a buyer quickly so Stacy and I can get an apartment in the city. Naturally Johns wife was devas...

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