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Cubs Fan Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Three sports fans leave a bar...

(Insert teams A, B and C as you like. This is how I know it.)

Three baseball fans walk out of a bar. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind a bush. They push the bush aside and find a woman dead and completely naked. They call the police and as they wait, they deci...

Four Cubs Fans

I wore my Indians shirt to the gym today. When I went to the locker room there were four guys in Cubs shirts. All of sudden they force me to the back of the locker room and start raping me. But I don't think it happened because I was wearing an Indians shirt though. I think it was just because they ...

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My Friend is a Die-Hard Cubs Fan...

He won two tickets to Saturday's World Series game at Wrigley Field, but that day is the same day as his wedding, so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go in his place: it's at St. Mary's Church at 6pm. Her name is Ashley, she'll be the one in the white dress.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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